i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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