We need to rekindle our bromance
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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