The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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