She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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