So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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