why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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