I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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