Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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