No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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