Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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