i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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