in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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