I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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