i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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