I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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