Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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