By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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