she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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