We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Let's paint friendship bongs
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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