We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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