Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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