He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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