i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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