what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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