Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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