is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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