My room smells like vodka and shame
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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