At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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