I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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