Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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