is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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