i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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