i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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