After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
home. puking in laundry basket.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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