Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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