oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
