Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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