Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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