Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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