He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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