think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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