So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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