my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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