Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
