Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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