my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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