You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
How naked do you want me to be?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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