Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
my shit smells like andre
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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