I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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