I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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