is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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