And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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