they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Duck Duck Cougar?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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