Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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