I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
