Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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