Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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